US sets Saddam's scientists free (BBC)

Eight members of Saddam's "Operation Bloated Toddler Corpse" strikeforce - including "Mrs. Anthrax" and "Dr. Germ" were recently released by American forces, apparently as part of a pre-election deal to appease those fussy Sunni bitches. 6 months ago I would have made some joke about WMDs' and Democracy, but Bush's "Operation Universal Ennui" strikeforce has been too fucking effective, so instead I think I'll watch some TV, buy something online, and cry myself to sleep.