"U.S Will Investigate Video of Road Violence" (WP)

I guess if feeding our German Shephards a steady diet of Iraqi quadricep has been deemed an appropriate interrogation technique, then making a sport out of shooting the fuck out of random Iraqi's in their cars while listening to Elvis shouldn't be construed as "Road Violence," right? I would think that the administration would have devised a clever 'rendition' type euphimism like, I dunno, 'Highway Maintenence.'

Dude - watch me maintain the fuck out of that late model daihatsu packed with terrified desert people!