Violent games 'affect behaviour' (BBC)

The BBC reports that a University of Missouri-Columbia study has found that violent videogames 'affect behaviour,' which seems like total bullshit when you consider the fact that I was torturing small animals and disabled children long before my first Atari 2600.

In a related story, two Iraqi insurgents played a marathon, Mountain Dew-fueled bout of GTA: San Andreas and then disguised themselves as high-ranking police officers and blew themselves the fuck up outside of the Interior Ministry, killing over a dozen Iraqi policemen.