fact

happy birthday meg

yes that is a bullet hole

sometimes I get nightmares

not in the face of the fridgerator you don't

7 dollars worth of penny-sized bulbs of withered alaskan garlic

i'm going to shoot the hell out of this house from the sky

rampant lion

you can do better than that

Parking Lot Vista

I met an architect from Colorado who can't get over all the surface parking in Anchorage.

Stranger in a Strange Land

I feel kind of bad for african-american's in Alaska.

It is only considerate, vol. 2

I didn't realize this guy was in his truck when I took the picture; he got out yelling and I giggled because I was nervous.  We were both confused.

Sometimes Alaska Isn't So Bad

The secretary brought me in a pound of fresh-caught home-smoked king salmon candy.  Apparently all they do to catch them is position their zodiac in the middle of a river and dip nets overboard.  It took longer to fillet their quota of thirty something fish per person than it did to catch them.

Confused Again

Twin Alaskan DMV Girlfriends

It is only considerate

New Apartment

What

Nothing more tedious, etc., vol. 2

Eagle River, AK

Reads "One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure" in Classy Gothic Font with pictures of ladies dancing and there is trash in the back of the truck

Yes

Nothing more tedious than someone else's nature pictures, vol. 1

Oriental Therapy

Longest line at the fair

Really wanted to see the pigs race the rats

Not fooling anyone

Stupid, diabetics can't use the internet

Wanted to buy one for Shepard Fairey

Sisters were surprisingly good looking.

Native Ladder Dance in Huckster Tent

They were singing the whole time.

The Saddest Pygmy Horse in Alaska

Confusing

What kind of asshole keeps a reindeer in a cage off their living room on the corner of 10th and I in downtown Anchorage.

Not like a Bunny Ranch, surprisingly

The Anchorage Courthouse is not in Washington State.

Speaking of the Palins

The homemade name thing isn't unique in Alaska.

Thanks Sarah, thanks Todd

Checked with the benefits coordinator, covered by the state employees healthcare plan.

Denali's there somewhere in the background hovering over the tank farm and loading depot

Anchorage is actually full of leering bearded degenerates who keep their belongings in plastic bags.

Who serves U.S. fluid pints these days.

Summer squash fail to thrive in Alaska like Turner Syndrome.

This man and his wife snored real loud from Boston to Seattle. Somewhere above Lake Erie I began eating the Junior Mints he cached in the seat pocket in front of him even though I hate them worse than just about anything.

Anchorage is full of empty parking lots, but parking meters still run a quarter for twelve minutes like the fucking department of public works thought they were in San Francisco for a minute or something when setting the rates.