New Feature!

Introducing a new weekly feature - "That Lyndon Says the Darndest Things," in which we will explore the inscrutable wisdom of our nations most hilarious third party alternative.

This weeks installment, courtesy of those strangely earnest hordes of unwashed youth that haunt me at metro stops across the District, is culled from "Executive Intelligence Review" (Vol.33 No. 4 p. 37), and quotes Larouche as saying the following:

"I have returned to the Pythagorean method Sphaerics, with the aim of leading young adults to work their way to the physical implications of Riemannian hypergeometries."

Keep in mind - this autodidactic hyperbabble is behind the most active political youth movement in this country, frighteningly enough, so there must be something to this whole Sphaerics thing.