More critical reporting from the NYT

Quick rogue shotgun update - Whittington had a heart attack this morning.

According to the Post, "The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday."

While the Times phrases the same news thusly: "The 78-year-old lawyer who was accidentally shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday suffered a mild heart attack today after bird shot migrated to his heart..."

Migrated? Fucking "migrated?" After having been "sprayed?" The poor bastard was shot in the heart. Migrate? Steel or lead birdshot isn't fucking flying home to nest in some old man's left ventricle for the winter, what the fuck? Where is it going to migrate next? Do I have to be worry that come springtime I'm going to have to watch out for fucking migrating birdshot lest it end up lodged in my goddamn heart?

Did that stupid whore Maria Newman at the Times perhaps mistake birdshot for a fucking whooping crane? Or Homo Erectus?