'No, no, Dick- it's fine. Hopefully these 6-150 birdshot will be soon migrating the fuck out of my body."

The Washington Post has just released a partial transcript of Cheney's comments about the shooting scheduled to air on Fox tonight at 6:00. Apparently someone convinced a member of Cheney's media staff to stop injecting raw North Dakota crank into their eyeball long enough to realize the 'blame Whittington' strategy wasn't really getting them where they want to go, so, we get this fantastically tardy mea culpa: "I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend. It's a moment I'll never forget - it gave me the most vigorous erection of my life."