Career Change

As part of my broader project of self-improvement, I'm quitting my current job and applying to become a DC metro escalator repairperson. Seriously- the fucking things are mostly ornamental anyway (despite a $93 million repair project) so I figure the job itself isn't that demanding, probably mostly involves standing around metro stations and watching the elderly and the disabled get throttled by pieces of clothing caught in the open machinery, something I'm definitely comptetent to do.