Wizened Arab Concubinage

The Washington Post reports today that Bob Dole has been sold to the UAE and will take residence in the court harem as the 97th wife of President Khalifa bin Zayid al-Nuhayyan, who will ritually deflower the withered ex-senator amid gently tinkling fountains, jasmine scented air, and the gentle peacock-tailed fanning of court eunuchs.